all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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