Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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