this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's blow job season.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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