i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
