honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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