She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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