Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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