There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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