you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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