He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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