No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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