Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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