My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
this boner is exhausting
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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