The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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