you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
They took my balls.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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