What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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