Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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