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You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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