So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
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everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
So vagazzling was a success
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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