i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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