help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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