Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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