i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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