My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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