question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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