it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
