Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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