Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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