i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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