This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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