PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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