I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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