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(503): View more from Oregon

never play flip cup with pint glasses

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(310): View more from California

I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!

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(847): View more from Illinois

You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes

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(315): View more from New York

Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.

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(226): View more from Ontario

I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..

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