is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
be right there i have to get my cape
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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