Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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