since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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