Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
high people should be assigned attendants
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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