fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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