I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
the day after is always just damage control
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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