Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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