This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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