The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I could fuck to npr.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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