My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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