No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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