They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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