Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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