My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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