i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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