I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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