i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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