lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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