Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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