i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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