I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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