she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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