I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
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Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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