Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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