quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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