This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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